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Foxboro Hot Tubs in NY (April 25th, 2010) (x)

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  • kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

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*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

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I bet satan greets you with the “hey hey hey” from blurred lines

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BJ spitting on the camera during Longview at Reading Festival, 1995


if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else

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